Dibs suck, nothing is what it seems, better things come least expected, inspiration lacks, boredom abounds, and American economic policy should concentrate on a strong dollar and return to the gold standard.
This is a story from one of our servers. One of her customers attempted to spit some game and it went like this:
Douchebag Customer: "Are you new?"
Sharon: "No, I have worked here for two years."
DC: "Did you just have a baby?"
Sharon: "Excuse me?!"
DC: "Well, it just looks at though you may have recently had a baby."
*He stares at her boobs. She is petite and has rather large whatnots and is quite hot. We can only assume he was trying to be clever by insinuating in a roundabout manner.*
Sharon walks away and continues with her work trying to ignore the snickers of her tables. Picking up an order from the line; she is carrying out the plates when the loud-mouthed bathroom attendant yells "Wide Load coming through!". I can only hope that when she one day stabs a customer I get to see it for a follow up story for this blog.
Drink responsibly and be safe,
-Polite Bouncer
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