Warehouse 13, Better Off Ted, The Philanthropist and Burn Notice. All quite good shows that I am watching at the moment, take a look. Holy screaming co-eds Batman!
I feel if you were formerly employed at an establishment you would know that the management knows your age. I tell this to a former waitress who snuck in 3 months after getting fired hoping she would understand. Is it a surprise when we escort you out of the building? I think not, but regardless you are treated with more respect than usual. We take your drink and whisper to ask you to leave so the whole VIP room isn't staring.
How many James Bond movies do you need to watch before trying to come back? We know this waitress who tries this is 19 years old. I happened to be there when she tried, so I am at the front door when she returns. I am watching as she passes a fake to the doorman. My door staff never really interacted with her during her 4 week employment most notably marked by chronic absence. I ask to see the ID:
Me: "Didn't you use to work here?"
Lucretia: "No, that was my sister."
Me: "Really, you two could be twins."
Lucretia: "....."
Me: "Well, you show me a matching credit card and I will let you in."
I tell my door guy she is either lying or a doppelganger. Not many 5'11" girls walking around here with too much cleavage who smell like low self-esteem. I go in and tell the other managers and as we walk up to laugh at her she bolts. 2 weeks later I stop by the local college hangout and who do I see throwing herself around but our secret identity waitress. She jumps on me and coyly admonishes me for not letting her in. Then I watch her make out with another girl while 2 guys hump her on the dance floor. So classy.
Drink responsibly and be safe,
-Polite Bouncer
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