Party Foul

Several movies coming out this week. I will hopefully have a Hurt Locker review soon. Back to your regularly scheduled programming.

Working security we always snag a styrofoam To-Go cup so we can have something to drink during our shift. Most guys get water, I prefer Pepsi because it has a magical flavor interaction with dip (neither here nor there I guess). We usually set them near where we are posted for easy access, however we do wander around our areas to change angles and see what is going on.

Well, my VIP guy Beethoven was walking around the VIP room when he looked over to the ledge he set his cup on. There was a visibly ill girl hovering right over it. He kept watching as she popped off the lid and vomited into his cup. Then to his shock she put the lid back on and set it down. Beethoven intercepted her before she rejoined her party.

Beethoven: "Ma'am, it is time for you to go. You are overly-intoxicated."

Cup-Puker: "It's okay, I got it all out. I am fine now."

Beethoven: "This isn't a request. You are done. You need to head out now."

Cup-Puker calls out for her boyfriend who runs over and confronts my guy.

CP's Boyfriend: "Get your hands off my girlfriend!"

Beethoven: "I don't want to touch her. She threw up in my cup! Get her out right now before we drag both of you downstairs and outside."

About this point her only mildly-retarded boyfriend gets what is going on and decided to start cajoling his girlfriend out of the bar. I feel some patience for people who make it to the bathroom and toss in the toilet. No mess, no hassle. However, if you get it on the bar, floor, table, someone else, in a bouncer's drink.......expect to get thrown out. If the bouncer doesn't happen to be watching and would have drank it I think a jury would find him justified in beating you to death with a pillowcase full of doorknobs.

Drink responsibly and be safe,
-Polite Bouncer