Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

So I have decided to alternate between bar stories and other stories. Today I will try my hand at movie reviewing!

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen --- Key Plot Elements

1. Megan Fox
2. Good Robots
3. Bad Robots
4. Did I mention Megan Fox? Because if I didn't I should have.

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen --- Big Questions

1. If the Autobots are all GM, Chevy and American carmakers then are all the Decepticons foreign? Will there be ninjabots in Transformers 3 that are all Honda Civics?
2. Would a gay transformer be a Prius or any Scion?
3. What does Megan Fox's hair smell like?

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen--- Timeline

0-30 min: OMG Megan Fox is in part 2!!!!1!!one1!! Note: You can pretty much see her uterus through her short shorts.
30-45 min: Boring college freshman scene no one cares about because we are still in our refractory period after first Megan Fox scene.
45-60 min: MEGAN FOX IS HOT! I am lightheaded watching her lips move with every word.
60-120 min: Designated naptime. There will be robots fighting and Fergie's boyfriend gets a decent amount of screen time. I am pretty sure bad robots accelerate the plot here. Couldn't tell you 100% because I was looking up Megan Fox's favorite Coldplay album on my iPhone.
120-180 min: Desert + Running + Megan Fox = Sweaty Glorious Cleavage. And the Autobots save Earth I am pretty sure by blowing up the whole middle east. Queue the Linkin Park song for the credits!

To sum up Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is the best movie ever. And by best movie ever I mean Michael Bay is a no talent hack, Shia Lebeouf is a girlie man and MTV has released that they will begin filming Pimp My Autonomous Robotic Organism this fall with host Xzibit.